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Jim Thompson
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Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:39 am Post subject:
OT: Blond Joke of the Day |
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A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.
The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The attendants tell the pilot.
He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.
The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"
"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."
...Jim Thompson
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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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fellow
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Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:27 am Post subject:
Re: Blond Joke of the Day |
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"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:omj701944nhebrbvdm53imd31vs8r6u67s@4ax.com...
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A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.
The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The attendants tell the pilot.
He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.
The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"
"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."
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Yeah, heard the joke before, but the subject is a Black nimbo, and the word
"beautiful" is no where mentioned.
Fellow.
| Quote: | ...Jim Thompson
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| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |
I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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Genome
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Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:35 am Post subject:
Re: Blond Joke of the Day |
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"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:omj701944nhebrbvdm53imd31vs8r6u67s@4ax.com...
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A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.
The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The attendants tell the pilot.
He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.
The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"
"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."
...Jim Thompson
I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even shit in the food.
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Is that the part when the people with wickedly noisy chainsaws come up and
divide the plane thing into the sections that go where they're meant to go?
DNA
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Mike Fields
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Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:11 am Post subject:
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"Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:oURMd.1883$8r3.772@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
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"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:omj701944nhebrbvdm53imd31vs8r6u67s@4ax.com...
Is that the part when the people with wickedly noisy chainsaws come up and
divide the plane thing into the sections that go where they're meant to
go?
DNA
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Well, one of the trains from Inverness in North Scotland does that -- half
way
to the destination, they split the train and half goes to Thurso and the
other
half goes to somewhere else (don't remember where). You need to be
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Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:43 am Post subject:
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If you are on a train going to Thurso or Inverness at this time of the
year, there is no correct half of the train.
You want the section that goes through the Channel Tunnel and delivers
you somewhere south of the Alps. Nice is nice at this time of the year.
I installed an electron microscope at TI-Nice in January some twenty
years ago, and I can still remember how nice it was to be warm again.
These days the area can also be guaranteed to be Jim Thompson-free zone
- a small additional bonus.
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Bill Sloman, Nijmegen |
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John Larkin
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Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:18 am Post subject:
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 12:39:17 -0700, Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote:
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A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.
The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her
ticket is not for first class.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will
have to move.
The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
California."
The attendants tell the pilot.
He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers
something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of
first class.
The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"
"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to
California."
...Jim Thompson
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There are three girls in a fifth-grade class, a blond, a brunett, and
a redhead. Which has the biggest t**s?
The blond, because she's 18.
John |
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