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Jim Thompson
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Posted:
Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:16 am Post subject:
OT: Red States to Secede |
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News Flash: Red States to Secede
The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".
Michael Moore will be President
Hillary Clinton will be Vice President
Howard Dean will be Secretary of State
Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense
The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good
Other posts remain to be filled
The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters
Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial
...Jim Thompson
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jason
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:24 am Post subject:
Re: Red States to Secede |
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You're an idiot.
"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@4ax.com...
| Quote: | News Flash: Red States to Secede
The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".
Michael Moore will be President
Hillary Clinton will be Vice President
Howard Dean will be Secretary of State
Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense
The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good
Other posts remain to be filled
The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters
Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial
...Jim Thompson
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| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |
I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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JeffM
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:34 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Blue States to Secede |
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| Quote: | The Democrats have announced that
the Red States will secede from the Union
and form a new country
Michael Moore will be President
Jim Thompson
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Didn't we discuss that color-blind thing just last week? 8-)
It's going to be a populous place.
Electoral Map--Adjusted For Population
http://synapse.princeton.edu/~sam/ev_prediction_1nov.jpg
from
http://election.princeton.edu
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John Woodgate
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:35 am Post subject:
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I read in sci.electronics.design that Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote (in <btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@
4ax.com>) about 'OT: Red States to Secede', on Mon, 10 Jan 2005:
| Quote: | The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".
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Will it apply to join the EU, though?
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Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk |
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John Byrns
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:41 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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In article <btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@4ax.com>, Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote:
| Quote: | News Flash: Red States to Secede
The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".
Michael Moore will be President
Hillary Clinton will be Vice President
Howard Dean will be Secretary of State
Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense
The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good
Other posts remain to be filled
The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters
Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial
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Either I don't get the joke, or you have the Red and Blue states confused,
please explain.
Regards,
John Byrns
Surf my web pages at, http://users.rcn.com/jbyrns/ |
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jason
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Posted:
Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:42 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Blue States to Secede |
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"JeffM" <jeffm_@email.com> wrote in message
news:1105392853.870709.132820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
I like this map: "Purple America"
http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/
It's more accurate, which means it's more blue. Isn't it funny how those two
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Jim Thompson
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Posted:
Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:58 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 15:41:38 -0600, jbyrns@rcn.com (John Byrns) wrote:
| Quote: | In article <btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@4ax.com>, Jim Thompson
thegreatone@example.com> wrote:
News Flash: Red States to Secede
The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".
Michael Moore will be President
Hillary Clinton will be Vice President
Howard Dean will be Secretary of State
Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense
The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good
Other posts remain to be filled
The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters
Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial
Either I don't get the joke, or you have the Red and Blue states confused,
please explain.
Regards,
John Byrns
Surf my web pages at, http://users.rcn.com/jbyrns/
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Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(
...Jim Thompson
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| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |
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Winfield Hill
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:02 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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Jim Thompson wrote...
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Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(
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Sorry, Jim, too late, lost its punch.
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Thanks,
- Win |
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Dirk Gently
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Posted:
Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:31 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com>
wrote:
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Marion Barry will be the drug czar! |
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Dirk Gently
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:32 am Post subject:
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:58:16 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com>
wrote:
| Quote: | Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(
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We knew what you meant to say....... |
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Jim Thompson
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Posted:
Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:45 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com>
wrote:
| Quote: | On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled
Marion Barry will be the drug czar!
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Hey! Good idea! Other suggestions for Cabinet members ?:-)
...Jim Thompson
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John Larkin
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:51 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com>
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| Quote: | On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled
Marion Barry will be the drug czar!
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Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.
John |
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JeffM
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Posted:
Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:16 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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| Quote: | Other posts remain to be filled
Jim Thompson
Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.
John Larkin
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LOL |
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Charles W. Johson Jr.
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:40 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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"John Larkin" <jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote in
message news:6m86u01v6l2vij3323p08alih13i5cc73e@4ax.com...
| Quote: | On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com
wrote:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled
Marion Barry will be the drug czar!
Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.
John
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Bill Clinton as Attorny General for Womens affairs.
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John Walton
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Posted:
Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:23 am Post subject:
Re: OT: Red States to Secede |
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I was going to put Ted Kennedy into the Coast Guard Academy, or the
Chapequidick Power Squadron..
I think that the statue of Libety will be replaced with an effigy of Eleanor
Roosevelt.
Former Governor Davis of California will head the Department of Energy.
Former Senator Toricelli (D-NJ) will head the Senate Ethics Committee.
Former N.J. Governor Jim McGreavey will have the N.J. Turnpike renamed the
"Hershey Highway", and will take a job in the Department of Health and Human
Services.
There will be a new federal govenment cabinet post "The Department of
Largesse" -- it will be headed by Jon Corzine.
There will be a new federal government cabinet post "The Department of
Large-Ass" -- it will be headed either by Madeline Albright, Janet Reno or
Madame Hilary Clinton.
"John Larkin" <jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote in
message news:6m86u01v6l2vij3323p08alih13i5cc73e@4ax.com...
| Quote: | On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com
wrote:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson
thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled
Marion Barry will be the drug czar!
Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.
John
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