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Don Lancaster
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:53 am Post subject:
Magnetic tomcats |
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There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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Many thanks,
Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: don@tinaja.com
Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com
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John Fields
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:16 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com>
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| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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For dogs, they will be convenienly stuck to fireplugs...
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Terry Given
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:04 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Don Lancaster wrote:
| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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They can piss around corners, due to the ionic nature of urine and its
motion through the magnetic field surrounding the cat.
And of course it is a brilliant example of animal magnetism :)
Cheers
Terry
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Boris Mohar
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:08 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wrote:
| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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Depends how magnetic are the females.
Regards,
Boris Mohar
Got Knock? - see:
Viatrack Printed Circuit Designs (among other things) http://www.viatrack.ca |
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Andrew VK3BFA
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:22 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Boris Mohar wrote:
| Quote: | On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com
wrote:
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
Depends how magnetic are the females.
Regards,
Boris Mohar
Got Knock? - see:
Viatrack Printed Circuit Designs (among other things)
http://www.viatrack.ca |
An ideal accessory for the workshop - encourage them to run around the
floor to pick up dropped screws etc.
Andrew VK3BFA |
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Ben Bradley
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:30 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com>
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| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
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You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.
| Quote: | Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
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Won't a cow do this as well?
| Quote: | And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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Sorry, I just won't fall for it.
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http://mindspring.com/~benbradley |
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Don Lancaster
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:58 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Ben Bradley wrote:
| Quote: | On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com
wrote:
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
Won't a cow do this as well?
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
Sorry, I just won't fall for it.
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http://mindspring.com/~benbradley
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Did you know the word "gullible" does ---> not <--- appear in any major
dictionary or spell checker?
Or that it is one of Google's 42 banned search terms?
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Many thanks,
Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: don@tinaja.com
Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com |
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Terry Given
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:49 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Don Lancaster wrote:
| Quote: | Ben Bradley wrote:
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com
wrote:
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
Won't a cow do this as well?
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
Sorry, I just won't fall for it.
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http://mindspring.com/~benbradley
Did you know the word "gullible" does ---> not <--- appear in any major
dictionary or spell checker?
Or that it is one of Google's 42 banned search terms?
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LOL
Cheers
Terry |
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Mike Diack
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:59 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wrote in news:36q6a6F55hal2U1
@individual.net:
| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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Grave peril for the mouse that forgets to degauss...
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Rich Grise
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:40 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:58:18 -0700, Don Lancaster wrote:
| Quote: | Ben Bradley wrote:
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
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Yah, right. You can pick up a cat by the tail and live to tell about it.
Maybe, but I kinda f***ing doubt it.
| Quote: | Won't a cow do this as well?
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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You can throw them in the dumpster and they'll stay put. >:->
| Quote: | Did you know the word "gullible" does ---> not <--- appear in any major
dictionary or spell checker?
Or that it is one of Google's 42 banned search terms?
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Yes, and you can get the latest moron joke by dialing 1-800-INQUIRE
Cheers!
Rich |
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:40 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wrote:
| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
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Wrap magnet wire around the cat's collar, like a toroidal transformer.
Attach an Elizabethan collar to the regular collar. Put audio into the
magnet wire and you have a speaker that you could probably sell for a
lot of money to some audiophile.
Install a cat-flap in your back door, with a coil of wire wound around
the perimeter. The more the cat goes in and out, the more electricity
it makes. Hook the coil up to the grid; spin the meter backwards and
profit!
If you can train the cat to fall asleep correctly on top of your old TV
set, you have a quick fix for any purity or convergence problems the TV
set has developed in its old age.
If the cat likes to crawl up on your bed when you're trying to sleep,
get an electric blanket. With proper use of the thermostat, you should
be able to levitate the cat right off the bed.
If you also own two electric eels, the cat can be carefully placed to
help extinguish any arcs that form between the eels.
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Spehro Pefhany
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:40 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, the renowned Don Lancaster
<don@tinaja.com> wrote:
| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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You can use it for class demonstrations of the right-hand rule,
provided you thoroughly wash your thumb afterward.
Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
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"it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward"
speff@interlog.com Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com
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Terry Given
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:40 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Rich Grise wrote:
| Quote: | On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:58:18 -0700, Don Lancaster wrote:
Ben Bradley wrote:
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
Yah, right. You can pick up a cat by the tail and live to tell about it.
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I just recently spent 2.5 days in hospital after being bitten by a cat.
Being NZ the hospital was of course *FREE* even though I stayed 2
nights, had several edible meals and a dozen shots of IV antibiotic.
| Quote: | Maybe, but I kinda f***ing doubt it.
Won't a cow do this as well?
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
You can throw them in the dumpster and they'll stay put. >:-
Did you know the word "gullible" does ---> not <--- appear in any major
dictionary or spell checker?
Or that it is one of Google's 42 banned search terms?
Yes, and you can get the latest moron joke by dialing 1-800-INQUIRE
Cheers!
Rich
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Cheers
Terry |
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Terry Given
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:40 am Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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Spehro Pefhany wrote:
| Quote: | On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, the renowned Don Lancaster
don@tinaja.com> wrote:
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
You can use it for class demonstrations of the right-hand rule,
provided you thoroughly wash your thumb afterward.
Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
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ROTFLMAO!
Cheers
Terry |
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Pat Ford
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Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject:
Re: Magnetic tomcats |
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"Don Lancaster" <don@tinaja.com> wrote in message
news:36q6a6F55hal2U1@individual.net...
| Quote: | There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.
What other advantages can you think of?
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Many thanks,
Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: don@tinaja.com
Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com
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easier to drop anvils on?
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