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Jim Thompson
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:16 am    Post subject: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
News Flash: Red States to Secede

The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".

Michael Moore will be President

Hillary Clinton will be Vice President

Howard Dean will be Secretary of State

Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense

The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good

Other posts remain to be filled

The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters

Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial

...Jim Thompson
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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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jason
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:24 am    Post subject: Re: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
You're an idiot.


"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@4ax.com...
Quote:
News Flash: Red States to Secede

The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".

Michael Moore will be President

Hillary Clinton will be Vice President

Howard Dean will be Secretary of State

Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense

The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good

Other posts remain to be filled

The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters

Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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JeffM
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:34 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Blue States to Secede Reply with quote
Quote:
The Democrats have announced that
the Red States will secede from the Union
and form a new country
Michael Moore will be President
Jim Thompson

Didn't we discuss that color-blind thing just last week? 8-)

It's going to be a populous place.
Electoral Map--Adjusted For Population
http://synapse.princeton.edu/~sam/ev_prediction_1nov.jpg
from
http://election.princeton.edu

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John Woodgate
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:35 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
I read in sci.electronics.design that Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote (in <btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@
4ax.com>) about 'OT: Red States to Secede', on Mon, 10 Jan 2005:
Quote:
The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".

Will it apply to join the EU, though?
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
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John Byrns
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:41 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
In article <btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@4ax.com>, Jim Thompson
<thegreatone@example.com> wrote:

Quote:
News Flash: Red States to Secede

The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".

Michael Moore will be President

Hillary Clinton will be Vice President

Howard Dean will be Secretary of State

Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense

The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good

Other posts remain to be filled

The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters

Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial

Either I don't get the joke, or you have the Red and Blue states confused,
please explain.


Regards,

John Byrns


Surf my web pages at, http://users.rcn.com/jbyrns/
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jason
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:42 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Blue States to Secede Reply with quote
"JeffM" <jeffm_@email.com> wrote in message
news:1105392853.870709.132820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Quote:
Didn't we discuss that color-blind thing just last week? 8-)

It's going to be a populous place.
Electoral Map--Adjusted For Population
http://synapse.princeton.edu/~sam/ev_prediction_1nov.jpg
from
http://election.princeton.edu



I like this map: "Purple America"

http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/

It's more accurate, which means it's more blue. Isn't it funny how those two
usually go together?
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Jim Thompson
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:58 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 15:41:38 -0600, jbyrns@rcn.com (John Byrns) wrote:

Quote:
In article <btq5u0he51mu1sj9uq72uikm1fab5hc2gu@4ax.com>, Jim Thompson
thegreatone@example.com> wrote:

News Flash: Red States to Secede

The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the
Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".

Michael Moore will be President

Hillary Clinton will be Vice President

Howard Dean will be Secretary of State

Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense

The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel
Good

Other posts remain to be filled

The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the
RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from
each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"
workers and "freedom" fighters

Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing
wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial

Either I don't get the joke, or you have the Red and Blue states confused,
please explain.


Regards,

John Byrns


Surf my web pages at, http://users.rcn.com/jbyrns/

Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(

...Jim Thompson
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| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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Winfield Hill
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:02 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
Jim Thompson wrote...
Quote:

Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(

Sorry, Jim, too late, lost its punch.


--
Thanks,
- Win
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Dirk Gently
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:31 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com>
wrote:
Quote:
Other posts remain to be filled

Marion Barry will be the drug czar!
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Dirk Gently
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:32 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:58:16 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com>
wrote:
Quote:
Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(

We knew what you meant to say.......
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Jim Thompson
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:45 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com>
wrote:

Quote:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled

Marion Barry will be the drug czar!

Hey! Good idea! Other suggestions for Cabinet members ?:-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | |
| E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat |
| http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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John Larkin
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:51 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com>
wrote:

Quote:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled

Marion Barry will be the drug czar!

Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.

John
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JeffM
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:16 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
Quote:
Other posts remain to be filled
Jim Thompson

Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.
John Larkin

LOL
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Charles W. Johson Jr.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:40 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
"John Larkin" <jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote in
message news:6m86u01v6l2vij3323p08alih13i5cc73e@4ax.com...
Quote:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com
wrote:

On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled

Marion Barry will be the drug czar!

Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.

John


Bill Clinton as Attorny General for Womens affairs.

Charles
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John Walton
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:23 am    Post subject: Re: OT: Red States to Secede Reply with quote
I was going to put Ted Kennedy into the Coast Guard Academy, or the
Chapequidick Power Squadron..

I think that the statue of Libety will be replaced with an effigy of Eleanor
Roosevelt.

Former Governor Davis of California will head the Department of Energy.

Former Senator Toricelli (D-NJ) will head the Senate Ethics Committee.

Former N.J. Governor Jim McGreavey will have the N.J. Turnpike renamed the
"Hershey Highway", and will take a job in the Department of Health and Human
Services.

There will be a new federal govenment cabinet post "The Department of
Largesse" -- it will be headed by Jon Corzine.

There will be a new federal government cabinet post "The Department of
Large-Ass" -- it will be headed either by Madeline Albright, Janet Reno or
Madame Hilary Clinton.


"John Larkin" <jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote in
message news:6m86u01v6l2vij3323p08alih13i5cc73e@4ax.com...
Quote:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:31:40 -0700, Dirk Gently <drk_gently@yahoo.com
wrote:

On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:16:02 -0700, Jim Thompson
thegreatone@example.com
wrote:
Other posts remain to be filled

Marion Barry will be the drug czar!

Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.

John
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